john mayer is reinterpreted as a new age leader, floating through space and burning calendars in response to his ‘deep’ and ‘spiritual’ tweet’: christmas on december 25 is merely a suggestion. it can come anytime between the 25 and 31. and it’s happening now.‘museum of modern tweets‘ hosted by brooklyn born freelance photo-editor odessa begay is a website that converts the latest celebrity tweets into a charming illustration. like many of us, begay watched the endless array of news regarding the infidelity of tiger woods and his publicly released text messages to his various mistresses. begay began using these text messages as inspiration for her illustrations. after releasing them on the web, it soon became the starting point for ‘museum of modern tweets’. currently, one celebrity tweet with illustration is added each week. her archive of illustrated tweeters include such familiar names as john mayer, nick jonas and martha stewart.

odessa begay: museum of modern tweetsthe bowl of freshly grated reggiano parmesan cheese – we boiled the pasta in salted water, put it on a giant platt

the absurdity of celebrity tweets is emphasized as begay purposely includes all typos, missing punctuation and strange character abbreviations as captions for her illustrations.

odessa begay: museum of modern tweetsnick jonas tweets: such an exciting day. going to bed now. goodnight.

odessa begay: museum of modern tweetslindsay lohan tweets: for their not only complete, but substanisan ***friends*********

odessa begay: museum of modern tweetsCNN news anchor, anderson cooper tweets: sexual healing: one-way only