mind design: poopoo strategy mind design: poopoo strategy
jul 02, 2012

mind design: poopoo strategy

poopoo strategy by minddesign mind design take a satirical look at the increasing importance of ‘strategy’.

— holger jacobs told designboom more about the new service on offer:

‘so far we have been doing design without any thinking at all. our work had no purpose and no direction, it just miraculously materialised. things have changed. now we also offer STRATEGY (!!!) to our clients. we wear nice clean shirts and talk a lot, using all the latest marketing buzzwords (don’t worry if you don’t understand them, we don’t understand them either).’

we have the biggest flip charts, order new stacks of post-its on a weekly basis, we organise holistic client workshops, spoil our focus groups with luxurious lunches, produce highly impressive powerpoint presentations, convincing diagrams and technically advanced logo construction drawings.

we offer the full programme! enjoy the ride through our process! 100% boardroom satisfaction guaranteed. obviously we will charge you for it — shit loads.’

  • LOL!

    Simon says:
  • thats a ‘crock of shite’

    seanc says:
  • that’s excellent, thank you. don’t forget to register the trademark, otherwise someone else will do!

    oliver says:
  • Desperate attempt to drum up some PR / new business? Smells like it to me.

    James says:
  • I love the idea. Absolutely amazing!

    Mary says:
  • Moving Brands?

    Tom Tit says:
  • SOME SHITE!!! really awesome thought!

    siji says:
  • Sour grapes?

    Graeme says:
  • I’m missing a long stretched shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

    M.V. says:
  • Arial Rounded? Clever 😉

    SS says:
  • Pathetic. Really Pathetic.

    T Urd says:
  • Just lost faith in humanity.

    thanks says:
  • \’bout time the marketing industry took a long, firm look at the fecal matter spewing forth from their orifices, er, offices.

    Mr HaHa says:
  • very funny – and you could get Gillian MacKeith in for an ‘expert’ assesment of your poo poo

    *****

    [url=http://www.johamilton.co.uk]interiors london [/url]

    jo hamilton interiors says:
  • Moving Brands?

    EP says:
  • Jesus best thing I have ever seen …such a slap in the throat to that part of the departement that every wannabe branding agency…..this should be on every news network .

    John Doe says:

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