mind design: poopoo strategy
poopoo strategy by minddesign 
mind design take a satirical look at the increasing importance of ‘strategy’.
—holger jacobs told designboom more about the new service on offer:
‘so far we have been doing design without any thinking at all. our work had no purpose and no direction, it just miraculously materialised. things have changed. now we also offer STRATEGY (!!!) to our clients. we wear nice clean shirts and talk a lot, using all the latest marketing buzzwords (don’t worry if you don’t understand them, we don’t understand them either).’
we have the biggest flip charts, order new stacks of post-its on a weekly basis, we organise holistic client workshops, spoil our focus groups with luxurious lunches, produce highly impressive powerpoint presentations, convincing diagrams and technically advanced logo construction drawings.
we offer the full programme! enjoy the ride through our process! 100% boardroom satisfaction guaranteed. obviously we will charge you for it — shit loads.’
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LOL!
thats a ‘crock of shite’
that’s excellent, thank you. don’t forget to register the trademark, otherwise someone else will do!
Desperate attempt to drum up some PR / new business? Smells like it to me.
I love the idea. Absolutely amazing!
Moving Brands?
SOME SHITE!!! really awesome thought!
Sour grapes?
I’m missing a long stretched shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Arial Rounded? Clever 😉
Pathetic. Really Pathetic.
Just lost faith in humanity.
\’bout time the marketing industry took a long, firm look at the fecal matter spewing forth from their orifices, er, offices.
very funny – and you could get Gillian MacKeith in for an ‘expert’ assesment of your poo poo
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Moving Brands?
Jesus best thing I have ever seen …such a slap in the throat to that part of the departement that every wannabe branding agency…..this should be on every news network .